Unicorn Farts Incense Pack

Unicorn Farts Incense Pack

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20 sticks per pack... 

11 inch sticks... 

How it smells is how it burns...

Smelling this made me think about the episode of The Regular Show called "The Unicorns Have Got To Go"... This for some reason makes me think the cologne "Dude Time" is this scent... Crazy beyond fruity and floral notes with a hint of musk that could possible attract Unicorns to your place and make them want to have a crazy punk rager and disrespect you by farting all over everything and not living no matter how nice or mean you ask... Just watch the episode during some down time...

Breathe in quietly through the nose for 4 seconds, hold the breath for a count of 7 seconds, exhale forcefully through the mouth, pursing the lips and making a “whoosh” sound, for 8 seconds, repeat the cycle up to 4 times... Relax... Light a Unicorn Farts stick... Recharge... Now get back in there champ and get those Unicorns out of your place!